Fish and chip van hire, fried fresh at your event · London and the South East
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Wokingham · England

Fish and chip van hire in Twyford, Wokingham

Looking for a fish and chip van in Twyford? The van comes to your venue, home or workplace and fry fresh while your guests queue at the hatch.

  • Wakes and celebrations of life
  • Garden get-togethers
  • Christmas parties

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About our fish and chip van hire in Twyford

Rain doesn’t stop a fish and chip van, because the fryers are inside. It’s a dependable choice for events in any season. Whether it is summer garden parties and staff lunches and team days, we can cook curry sauce, pie and chips and haddock and chips.

Around Twyford, bookings are often at homes, local halls and clubs. If access is tight, we will plan around it. The menu is short on purpose: a few classics done properly keeps the food fresh and the queue moving.

Location
Twyford (RG10)
Region
Wokingham
From the fryer
Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
Sides
Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
Quotes
Quoted for your event
Last updated
24 October 2026
A piece of battered fish, chips and curry sauce on a dark board

Fish and chip van hire around Twyford

Twyford is about 2 miles north-east of Woodley, in Wokingham. Give us the address of your event in Twyford, and we will plan the route and the parking spot. We take the van to 35 places across Wokingham.

For anyone arriving by rail, Twyford station serves Twyford directly. For a fundraiser at a school like Polehampton Church of England Infant School, the van can trade from a pitch agreed with the school.

This part of Wokingham takes in RG10, and we can serve your event anywhere in it. That could mean an event at a home on Station Road, High Street and London Road, as long as there’s somewhere for the van. For events just outside Twyford, we cover Ruscombe (1 mile north-east), Charvil (1 mile west), Whistley Green (1 mile south), Hare Hatch (1 mile north-east) and Hurst (2 miles south). Further out, we also take the van to Reading (5 miles south-west), Wokingham (5 miles south), Earley (4 miles south-west), Crowthorne (8 miles south), Lower Earley (4 miles south-west) and Winnersh (3 miles south).

A little further out are Royal Berkshire Hospital (4.5 miles south-west) and Frazer Nash Archives (3.8 miles north). The countryside around Twyford includes South Lake and Alder Moors.

  • Schools near Twyford include Blessed Hugh Faringdon Catholic School (0.9 miles north-west) and The Piggott School (0.9 miles north-west)
  • Nearby, you will find The Golden Cross pub (within half a mile south)
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Allergies and dietary needs

Allergies are taken seriously. Here’s how you can help:

  • Keep the menu short to keep the queue moving
  • Tell us how many children are coming
  • Send allergies to us in writing
  • Ask about allergies on your invitation or sign-up form

A short menu keeps service quick.

Tables or benches nearby help people eat comfortably.

For planners, venues and organisers

Planning an event for a club, school or charity in Twyford? A fish and chip van draws people in and almost everyone likes it. Tell us about the event and we’ll take it from there.

Many venues set rules for catering vans: where a van can park, access times and the paperwork they want. Send us your venue’s requirements and we’ll confirm what we can provide.

Space, access and the venue

We’ll be honest if a spot will not work, and help find another. The main points are:

  • Access wide and high enough for the van
  • Permission from the venue or landowner for the van
  • A level, firm spot the van can drive onto

Not sure about the spot? Send us a picture and we will tell you honestly before you book.

Popular choices

  • Haddock and chips
  • Pie and chips
  • Curry sauce
  • Sausage and chips
  • Chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Cod and chips
  • Gravy

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What affects the price in Twyford

The price comes down to a few factors:

  • Cod, haddock or both
  • Access and parking
  • How many people are eating
  • The minimum booking

Comparing vans? Look at what each quote includes: service time, menu, travel, any minimum and VAT. Our quotes spell it all out.

Details that help

The more we know about your event, the better we can plan. Try to include:

  • A picture of the parking spot
  • The address or venue name
  • Where the van would park
  • Roughly how many people, including children

Getting a quote is simple: share your date, address, rough numbers and when you’d like to eat. We’ll send a clear quote that says what’s included.

FAQs for Twyford

Could you trade in Loddon Nature Reserve?

Only if the landowner, normally the council, allows it. Check with them first, and tell us what they say.

Which station is closest to Twyford?

Twyford has its own station: Twyford station.

Do you have allergen information?

We provide allergen information for everything we serve. Fish and gluten are the main ones in battered fish. Send us any allergies in writing.

What areas do you cover?

We cover London and the South East, Wokingham included. See all areas.

Can coeliacs eat the battered fish?

No, not as standard: the batter contains wheat. Tell us about any coeliac guests and we’ll explain the options.

Do you come to Twyford?

Yes. We cover London and the South East, and Twyford is within our area. For a quote, send us your details through our quote form.

When should we book?

As early as you can, especially for summer weekends and December. Ask about your date even if it’s soon.

Can you go on a lawn or field?

Usually, if it’s firm and dry. Soft, wet ground can trap any vehicle, so have a hard-surface back-up.

A chip van compared with other options

Next to a hog roast, a fish and chip van gives people a choice of fish, sausage or pie, which helps if some guests do not eat pork. Most vans have a minimum charge, because the van, fuel and travel cost the same for a small group. Ask us what applies to your event.

Why us?

  • The queue at the hatch gets people talking
  • No kitchen, no crockery, no washing up
  • We cover Twyford and the whole of Wokingham
  • Hot food handed straight over

Take a look at how we price and the cost guide.

Should I sort the food myself?

Ordering from a local shop? Call ahead and collect at the last minute. For a crowd, a van is usually simpler.

Weighing up a takeaway order against booking a van? Consider your numbers and how fresh you want it. We’re happy to send a quote so you can compare.

Who books fish and chip van hire in Twyford?

A van is food and an occasion in one. The van becomes a focal point, and the food is hot and generous.

We can help if you are planning any of the following:

  • Work Christmas parties
  • Big birthdays
  • Fêtes, fairs and school events
  • Company team days

A green space like Loddon Nature Reserve is tempting, but a catering van there needs the landowner’s say-so, typically the council’s.

Questions to ask before you book

  • What the price includes, item by item
  • Whether there is a minimum
  • What happens if plans change
  • Allergen information for each item

Our booking checklist

What happens on the day

From set-up to the last portion, we look after the food, so you can enjoy your event. Light matters for evening service: around Twyford, it stays light until about 9:25pm at midsummer, but by late December it’s dark by about 3:55pm.

  1. You share your date, numbers and address.
  2. We check access for the van and quote.
  3. We arrive in good time to set up.
  4. Fish goes into the batter and straight into the fryer, to order.
  5. We serve hot from the hatch and pack up when we are done.

Preparing for the day

  • Arrange somewhere dry for the queue
  • Keep space clear for guests at the hatch
  • Name one person we can call on the day

How to get a price

Send us the date, the address or RG10 postcode and rough numbers, along with your serving time, and you will get a clear price. Just use our quote form.

Tell us about your event

Planning help

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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